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A Blander Shade Of Beige

Or "A Long Days' Journey Into Night Of The Living Dead"

Rev. Doktor Alejandro Fruitbat
29 November
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"This is for when the radio is broken and crackles like uranium orchids.
This is for when the Föhn Wind rattles the telegraph wires like a handful of bones.
This is for when dream ambulances skitter through the streets at midnight.
This is for when you get caught in a sleep-riot and the sky is gone out of order.
This is for when your sex is full of voodoo.
This is for when your clothes are imaginary.
This is for when your flesh creeps and never comes back."

-- Brilburn Logue

"Marx had it backward, opium is the religion of the masses." -- Micheal Pollan, The Botany of Desire

"Guarenteed Fear & Loathing. Abandon all Hope. Prepare for the Weirdness. Get familiar with Cannibalism. Good Luck." -- HST, Hey Rube

"Those who have had a chance for four years and could not produce peace should not be given another chance" -- Richard M. Nixon 1968

"At this juncture I feel a motto is needed, 'Semper Bibendum Est', 'Always Be Drunk'!" -- Uncle Gabby

"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away",'Step Right Up'-- Tom Waits

"And now the wheels of heaven stop, you feel the devil's riding crop. Get ready for the future: It is murder...",'The Future' -- Leonard Cohen


Please help me "Bomb the living Ba-jeezzus" out of all who oppose Us!

Donate Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's cheaper than giving to that guy with the beard who wants you to feed starving kids and convert them to Christianity!


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